Weekly News #1
Pick Up Bottles
Come on, fess up! Do you know who threw this glass on the beach of Nagahama, Nobeoka?
Well, at least there aren't any hypodermic needles laying in the sand.
We tend to forget what was useful to us in the past. Flexing my muscles in Nobeoka seems to be a waste of energy. It's a 50,000 yen fine for riding double on a bicycle in Nobeoka. It's a 50,000 Yen fine for riding your bicycle at night in Nobeoka without a headlamp. It's a 50,000 Yen fine for talking on your cellphone while riding your bicycle in Nobeoka. It's a 500,000 yen fine for riding your bicycle while slightly drunk in Nobeoka, Japan. It's fun just to sit near an entrance and watch the people of Nobeoka. Change in Nobeoka will come AFTER words. "When a man has been under continual attacks, it is criminal of you not teach him to defend himself. "What one man can do, ANY man can do." The Edge You can get a credit card with point-card value at Yamada D. in Hyuga and get 5,000 points, Fire can be made from ice. Mold a prism in your hands and make fire. The Edge The first "infant" to be found in the baby hatch in Japan was 3 or 4 years old. A tough guy was arrested for not turning off his five cell phones on an airline in Japan. Do you speak Bogo, Bokokugo, Kokugo or Nihongo? "It's never too late to offer a friendly gesture in Nobeoka to Japanese people." Stay Out of the Mainstay in Kadogawa, Gaikokujins. Don't Ever Make Waves, Alligator Gaikokujins. Bide Your Time while in Japan, bearded men. Don't Wear Loud Colors in Nobeoka, Howard Ahner. Try to Blend In The Clouds, Gaikokujin of Japan. Try To Be Stylish in the "Inaka" of Noboeka, Anyway, Gaikokujintachi. How do you wake someone up in Nobeoka? Slap a newspaper on their head. (or wet towel) It always seems that good ideas surface when I DON'T have my pen and paper. I think, if I were to leave Nobeoka tomorrow, no one would remember me after five years. I am relatively in the groove, I think. At least everyone is satisfied in Nobeoka, well it seems so. Some of us feel corned in Nobeoka. You don't want to get caught in a lightening storm in Midorigaoka, Nobeoka. They said they couldn't see his ears from certain angles. But, he lived in Nobeoka. Someone said he could light up the room with his head. He lived in Nobeoka for a while. Nobeoka Racket Man Mushi No Koe Donguri Koro Runoff Blue Dancer by Keiko Ahner
